Odds are, if you’re reading this piece, you’ve either 1) seriously contemplated dropping dollars on Vanderpump merch, or 2) are currently sporting your “Something About Her” hat, “Send It To Darrell” sweatshirt, or are literally on the treadmill sweating to the “Good as Gold” UberEats remix on repeat. The VPR girlies are pumping in some major cash with their business endeavors and their clever, contemporary, convenient lines of revenge merchandise, and rightfully so!
Things are going so well, in fact, you know there’s bound to be a sneaky little rat who also wants in on the cheese. Enter: Sandoval. (Ugh, who let him in?!) We’ve got an exclusive look at the merch he’s shamelessly trying to move as the women move UP and ON.
Be sure to use promo code GREASY to get 5% off.
Sandoval, it’s a joke. Don’t make this a thing.
Basic Tees x5
Don’t be a tease — just buy these tees.
Keep Tom And Carry On
Tried To Heal At Miraval And All I Got Was This T-Shirt
Rockstar Worm With A Mustache
Take Me To SURch
100 Yards Away From Scheana
Tank Top
The perfect ‘fit when your life is tanking and you’re sandwiched between scandals.
Something About Him
Sweatshirt
Representin’ my representation! Darron is not my lawyer but he is my cousin’s friend’s son who helps me with paperwork, legal stuff, etc. in exchange for college credit.
Send It To Darron
Accessories
Saint Sandy Prayer Candle
No more thots, just prayers, please.
Coors Light x Sandoval Holiday Ornament
For your first Christmas alone.
Everything’s All-White Nail Polish
I’ve got to hand it to myself… really nailed it with these.
Jewelry
It Is Complicated BFF Necklace
When your best friend tells the world he needs some time apart from you…
WWTD Bracelet
If you’re thinking about blowing up your entire life for a woman with chronic brain crickets, take a swift glimpse at this stunning piece of jewelry, ask yourself “What Would Tom Do?” and then absolutely do not do that thing.
Clearance (85% Off Due To Excess Inventory)
Sandoval Hot Mess Sauce
When life hands you lemons…set your life aflame.
My Only Fan
These are on clearance because there’s clearly a typo. The manufacturers will be hearing from Darron!
Lightning Bolt Blazer With Hidden Secure Pocket
Blaze trails with this flashy outerwear, which includes a super-secure inner pocket for your phone so it doesn’t fly out and cause a hellstorm.
Leviss Jeans
Not Levi’s…Leviss jeans, as in a pair that Raquel left at my place. They’re yours for the right price.
Mustache Rides
Free with any purchase.
