I’m pretty sure my debt from student loans exists only to give me at least one number that is higher than my weight after a weekend of ordering Thai food and drinking gallons of tequila sodas.
America's favorite uncle might actually be America's creepy uncle. (It's such a fine line with uncles, isn't it?) Though the former Vice President hasn't officially announced his candidacy he's been winking at it the last few weeks and it's reminding a lot of people of times in the past he's winked at them and made them uncomfortable.