Today, the ABC gods have given us a major gift, in the form of the first promo for Becca's Bachelorette season. Ever since Becca Kufrin got tragically dumped by Arie Luyendyk Jr.
In case you were too busy blacking out this weekend to notice, Dean “I Still Hate You For What You Did To The Russian Orphan” Unglert fucked up once again.
It's been less than two months since The Bachelor finale made us all want to punch our TVs, but it appears things are going well for Arie and Lauren, the least interesting couple in the history of relationships.
As much fun as it is to watch the drama unfold on The Bachelor and The Bachelorette in real time, it's also pretty fun to come to wildly accurate conclusions based on spoilers released by the showrunners themselves.
I'm not gonna lie, sometimes it feels like we're the only ones who actually care about The Bachelor. But today I know there's at least one other Bachelor-obsessed psycho out there, because someone analyzed the data on Bachelor contestants getting Instagram famous. Thank god, now that this information exists I can finally go to sleep.
