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The Stars Want You To Be Social: Weekend Horoscopes June 1-3

By Wicked Betch of the West

Why is the week after a long weekend the most hellish of all?

Enjoy Your Hangover: Weekly Horoscopes May 28-June 1

By Wicked Betch of the West

The Tuesday after a long weekend is somehow so, so much worse than any Monday.

Prepare Your Liver: Here Are Your Memorial Day Weekend Horoscopes

By Wicked Betch of the West

Ah, yes.

Things Are Looking Up: Here Are Your Weekly Horoscopes For May 21-25

By Wicked Betch of the West

So you didn't marry a prince over the weekend.

Change Is In Store Whether You Like It Or Not: Weekend Horoscopes May 18-20

By Wicked Betch of the West

This weekend, if you're still talking about the Laurel/Yanni debate, it's time to find a hobby and instead focus on what the stars have in store for you this weekend.

Buckle In For A Bumpy Ride: Your Weekly Horoscopes For May 14-18

By Wicked Betch of the West

Uranus enters Taurus this week, shaking things up for all signs.

It's The Calm Before Cinco De Mayo: Your Weekly Horoscope April 30-May 4

By Wicked Betch of the West

The full moon Sunday really fucked stuff up last week.

Mercury Is Finally Out Of Retrograde: Here Are Your Weekly Horoscopes For April 16 -20

By Wicked Betch of the West

Thank the Lord, Oprah, and Beyonce that Mercury is not in retrograde anymore.

Congrats On Being A Nice Person For Once: Weekly Horoscopes April 9-13

By Alise Morales

This week, Mars and Venus are at a 120 degree angle, meaning everyone is actually being nice to each other.

Winter is Still Fucking Here: Your Weekly Horoscopes April 2-6

By Mary Kate Fotch

Another week of winter, another extension on that seasonal affective disorder and work from home life.