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The Most Ironic Signs At Social Distancing Protests

As you may have heard, some people are getting sick of social distancing. Well, I mean, we all are, for the most part, but some people are so tired of it that they are gathering to protest.

Across the country last week, people gathered in places like Michigan, Ohio, and D.C. in protest of the shutdowns, aka breaking social distancing rules and sharing germs in the middle of a pandemic, all in the name of freedom and our right to hang out at Outback Steakhouse.

It’s important to note that a majority of Americans are not on the street violating social distancing guidelines to protest stay at home orders. Polling shows that most Americans are in favor of extending social distancing protocols as long as experts advise, and curves throughout the country show such measures are working.

In short, we have the right to gather and protest, it’s just not the wisest tactic right now, given the circumstances. And neither is reopening things. These are short term releases and solutions for a long time problem. While I understand people’s frustration and sympathize with those who need work to survive rn, it is hard to feel bad for some of the people who held up signs that were problematic at best, and absolutely toxic and f*cking stupid at worst. Here are some of the most unforgivable signs from the social distancing protests.

Ah yes, the best way to protect the vulnerable is to bring a child to a crowded space during a global pandemic.

Mmmmmm…what?

The mental gymnastics for this is outside of my athletic abilities.

White people using references to slavery in the US to describe their current situation of politely being asked to stay at home for a bit?  We absoluteeeeeeelyyyyyyy hate to see it.

Again. Let’s maybe not compare this to slavery. 

“And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything.” – D*nald Tr*mp

Liberty is kinda futile when you’re dead, no?

Well, in that case shut it down!!!! People are dying, but *this* woman wants a haircut!!!!  

Op, looks like they’re down with socialism. Let’s draw up the paperwork and get this party started!

I….

Just gonna leave this one here.

(Image: Alyson McClaren)

 

Irene Merrow
Irene Merrow
Irene makes jokes, understands politics, and has legit perfect eyebrows, all in a day’s work. Dumb bitch women really can have it all! This bio took her three days and five nightmares to write.