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Forget 'Love Is Blind,' Here's An Official Pitch Deck For 'Love Is Shallow'

Here we go again. Another season of Love is Blind is upon us come September 22. And while I personally can’t wait to scream at my flat screen while watching Vanessa Lachey obsess over people’s wombs, I can’t help but wonder what if Netflix really upped the ante on this formula?

Stay with me here and imagine a series where the pod walls came down and people’s feigned and forced interest in each other was non-existent. Think of the trauma contestants could avoid! You can’t marry a man before knowing if he has a chin strap or not, LBR. I decided to run with this theory and present a new series, in the form of a pitch deck, to Netflix execs. 

Image Credit: Betches

Image Credit: Betches

Image Credit: Betches

Image Credit: Betches

Image Credit: Betches

Image Credit: Betches

Image Credit: Betches

Eva Morreale
Eva Morreale is a Jersey girl based in Los Angeles. She has an encyclopedia-like knowledge of Sex and the City, the Real Housewives franchise, and always carries Tums. You can follow her whereabouts on IG @evapants or subscribe to her newsletter Fries for the Table (friesforthetable.substack.com).