Hunting for a new job sucks ass. Especially when you literally used to be royalty. However, it seems the Duchess of Sussex might be joining us plebes and dusting off that LinkedIn profile now that she and the Duke of Sussex’s $$$ deal with Spotify is coming to a close. With a myriad of rando acting experiences, extensive charity work, and a lifetime’s worth of eating shit around barely-alive in-laws, Meghan, Duchess of Sussex has actually racked up a seriously impressive (albeit discombobulated) resume. Who else can cite Oprah as a reference? Before the Daily Fail was able to get its grubby beans-on-toast-covered hands on this totally real, absolutely not fake copy of the Duchess’ resume landed* on our laps.
*And by landed, we mean we… made it up.
