There Are Rumors Kourtney Kardashian Is Pregnant Now

By Alise Morales | October 12, 2017
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These days, it’s hard to check your phone without finding out about another pregnant Kardashian. It is our blessing, and our curse. So it should honestly come as no surprise that now rumors are circulating that Kourtney Kardashian is also pregnant so like, apparently 2018 will have double the amount of Kardashians we experienced in 2017. Bless up.

Now obviously, if this is true, the next question is: Who’s the father? It’s obviously not Scott seeing as he’s dating a middle school child Sofia Richie. In this case, the father would likely be Kourtney’s model boyfriend, Younes Bendjima, meaning this new potential Kardashian might be the most beautiful Kardashian yet.

But like, is any of this true, or is it all just another ploy by Kris Jenner to get ratings fake news? Unclear, but Kourtney may have responded to the rumor, originally printed in Life & Style (so take it as you will), with this cryptic Snapchat:

Who is she sticking her tongue at? Her future child? Or us, the American people, or believing all of this nonsense? I mean, those pants seem a little too tight, and a little too leather for a pregnant woman, but I’ve never been pregnant so WTF do I know?

Again, all of these rumors are totally unsubstantiated. That being said, please excuse me while I begin the nine month long prep I need for next season of KUWTK when literally everyone is pregnant. Kendall, you’re next.