Is it just me, or does it feel like we have a “once in a lifetime” eclipse happening every couple of years? Yet, somehow, this total eclipse is different from the 2017 eclipse. NASA says it’s a wider (path), longer (amount of time), and more heightened experience. And, if you’re lucky, there could even be a chance to see a “coronal mass ejection” – a large eruption of solar material – during the eclipse. Damn, get a room, NASA!
Besides being cool to look at (with proper eyewear!!!!), astrologists are saying the eclipse will bring big change. But I’m sure that one friend who joined a coven before it was cool already told you that. If you live along the path of totality, you will see the moon completely block the sun — good for you! If you don’t, you can join the rest of us online as we make funny tweets and memes about the eclipse to make us feel superior.
Funny Tweets About The Eclipse
not to spoil the eclipse for y’all but bella chooses edward lol
— soup🌱 (@thrluv) April 5, 2024
an earthqauke followed by an eclipse? 200 years ago this would have been the perfect time to accuse someone you hate of being a witch
— Stefan Smith (@TheStefanSmith) April 5, 2024
NYC earthquake son or North American solar eclipse daughter?
— Chi Ossé (@OsseChi) April 5, 2024
astrologers lmk what i should be doing during tomorrow’s eclipse to ensure the rest of my life goes perfect ❤️ thx
— caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney) April 8, 2024
This is the only eclipse that interests me. pic.twitter.com/qlnNnaFBmp
— Dr. Kellie D. Brown (@KellieDBrown1) April 7, 2024
me staring at the sun pic.twitter.com/Yh1WumhFmb
— Betches (@betchesluvthis) April 8, 2024
oh the darkness will be all consuming around 3? So a normal Monday?
— Kelly Dodd (@TheKellyDodd) April 8, 2024
so is it like, worse than looking at the sun for a second or two on a regular day? because let's not act like we all haven't sneaked a peak at the big guy a few times. get real.
— Zach Harris (@PotCzach) April 8, 2024
— Evan Thomas (@EvanDerekThomas) April 8, 2024
