If you haven’t been harassed lately by your significant other to peel an orange, be on high alert. Depending on how chronically online your partner is (and how deficient they are in vitamin C), it can happen at any moment. The orange peel theory is the latest TikTok relationship challenge that comes down to this: Are you willing to perform this small act of service for the love of your life even if it’s really annoying and might get you sticky? If so, you pass the test.
Isn’t it so fun to play mind games with the ones we love? It certainly beats couples therapy. Other inconvenient tasks to prove their worth as a partner include but are not limited to: asking for a glass of water when you’re already in bed, requesting a little treat from the grocery store, and, of course the tried and true, “Babe, can you squish this bug.”
For the offline BFs who need some help, I vetted some quality examples of how you are supposed to respond to this request. Sure, you might get some pulp under your nails, but what you gain in internet validation from your “Would you still love me if I was a worm?” girlfriends is sorta worth it.
Correct Answers To The Orange Peel Theory
when a beautiful woman asks me for an orange this is what i do. it’s that simple pic.twitter.com/tvTDYuaTnz
— h*zzie@$#! turned into a roach (@gatozandart) January 16, 2024
— mike (@nawalafunk) January 16, 2024
“do you even like me?”
baby i would peel every orange in the world for you
— Invis🧜♀️ (@invis4yo) January 17, 2024
“would you peel an orange for me?” i’d actually plant an orange tree for you so we can have fresh oranges and orange juice every morning and i’ll even slice them if you’d like
— jeffy (@retrojeff3) January 16, 2024
okay he’s peeling your orange but is he doing this ???? pic.twitter.com/PjHkusZELP
— elise 🇵🇸 (@killthe_switch) January 16, 2024
asked my chronically offline bf to peel me an orange while he was working and he got up immediately and went to the door and I was like “where are you going” and he said “we don’t have any oranges so I’ll go get one from the store for you” 😭
— soup (@jasminericegirl) January 16, 2024
fuck the orange i will peel a cinder block if you wanted one
— michael (@FilledwithUrine) January 17, 2024
