In partnership with Crocs.
It’s safe to say this year has been a lot. We’ve tried our best to work on ourselves, all while living through WAY too many historical events to count. But there’s still so much uncertainty ahead. Like, is Glen Powell becoming too powerful? What’s going on with Paul Mescal and Gracie Abrams? And will Rihanna ever drop another album?
Sometimes you just need to stop stressing and leave your future up to fate. Crocs are stepping in to help decide your destiny. According to my research (AKA one poorly-worded Google search), Crocs doesn’t have a tarot card deck for sale… yet. So, I’ve created one to help determine how the rest of your year will shake out, based solely on how you style your favorite shoes.
For Athletes Who Keep Sport-Mode Activated All Year Long
Croc Card: The Champion
You’re always on the go, and it’s crucial that you don’t slow down. Remember, this year is a marathon, not a sprint. Stay strapped in and keep your eyes on the prize. Whether you’re in desperate need of a new job, new haircut, or a new situationship, stay focused. We guarantee you’ll come out on top.
For Maximalists Who Fill Their Crocs With Jibbitz
Croc Card: The Collector
Show off your personality through your style, but be careful not to become too materialistic this year. Financial troubles could be on the horizon, but you have some time to turn it around. Gift some Jibbitz to a friend or share some positive vibes — your purse will thank you for it.
For Homebodies Who Wear Crocs As Slippers
Croc Card: The Calculator
You’ve been playing it safe. Rather than making timid moves, it’s time to build up your confidence one Jibbitz at a time. When you step out of your comfort zone, your relationships will become stronger — and one of those relationships could change the course of your year for the better.
For Class Clowns Who Wear Jibbitz For The “Bit”
Croc Card: The Comic
People don’t always understand your vision, but when you have an idea you run with it… literally. This year is about living up to your full potential. (AKA silencing the haters.) So don’t let “norms” stop you from wearing a football Jibbitz to a baseball game or wearing a hemp leaf Jibbitz to dinner with your parents. Stand up against anyone who claims you should take life “more seriously.” After all, you’re only twenty-eight, you’re practically just a kid! Keep owning your truth. Exciting opportunities are on the way.
