Corinne Olympios Releases Statement: 'Something Bad Obviously Took Place'

Chris Harrison, hold onto your weave, because things are getting rough in Paradise. Hell hath no fury like Corinne Olympios, and she’s taking matters into her own hands. On Wednesday, it was announced that she has hired a legal teem to “seek justice,” and Corinne released a lengthy statement about what she’s been going through.

Corinne says she doesn’t remember what happened on June 4th, but “something bad obviously took place.” She refers to herself as a victim, and says that “as a woman, this is my worst nightmare.” She also writes that she has hired a lawyer and will begin therapy to deal with the trauma from what happened.

So, what to make of this? First of all, it’s obviously horrible if Corinne was assaulted, or if anything nonconsensual happened in that pool. We wouldn’t wish that on our worst enemy, and no one deserves it just because they get drunk. DeMario doesn’t exactly have a sparkling track record of honesty, so nothing would surprise us, but we obviously still don’t know all the details.

So who is Corinne’s magic lawyer that she hired? His name is Marty Singer, and he probably won’t make her cheese pasta, but he seems like the perfect person to help her out. His nickname is Legal Pitbull (dalé lol), and he’s represented many other celebrities, like Céline Dion, Demi Moore, and Arnold Schwarzenegger. He’s known for making drama disappear, which sort of makes us think Corinne isn’t in the mood for a battle in court with the people from The Bachelor.

Obviously things are still unfolding rapidly in this story, but Corinne is on the warpath, and knowing her (not personally but like, from watching her on TV), she won’t stop until she burns the whole place to the fucking ground. We have a strong feeling she’s going to come out on top in all of this mess, probably with her nanny Raquel right behind her. We’re Betches, it’s just what we do.