In the aftermath of the horrific Parkland school shooting, a number of U.S. companies are reconsidering the terms of their relationships with their fuckboy ex the NRA. The NRA is so not hot right now, seeing as literal children are dying and teens are asking for stricter gun control laws to help save lives, and the NRA is all like, “lol no.”
In short, companies are making a smart marketing decision finally breaking up with the NRA. They’re cutting all ties in terms of co-branding, investments, and membership deals, and essentially telling the NRA, “you can’t sit with us.” Here’s a list of those companies, who — for the record — can sit with us.
Actual footage of companies cutting ties with the NRA
Allied and North American Van Lines
Both of these moving companies told the NRA that it was their time to move and GTFO of their houses.
Delta Airlines
Delta announced that they would no longer be giving the NRA discounted rates, and to keep their names out of their mouth. Okay, Delta, I will now *consider* forgiving you for all of my delayed flights.
First National Bank of Omaha
The bank cut ties with the NRA after their customers warned them that the NRA was being a total dick and it was time to end it. The customer is always right, after all.
Paramount Rx
The pharmacy announced that it is working on having a friend break up with the NRA for them. Very reminiscent of a middle school dance where somebody ends up crying in the bathroom. Love it.
United Airlines
The airline followed Delta’s lead and took away discounted rates for NRA members and asked to no longer be associated with the NRA’s fuckery.
Enterprise Holdings Inc.
The car rental announced the date for their divorce party. We fully support their choice to leave the NRA’s ass.
Hertz Corp.
Another one bites the dust.
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Avis and Budget Car Rentals
The NRA is going to need to call their mom for a ride, because all of these car companies are totally ditching them.
MetLife Inc.
The insurance company announced it will no longer offer discounts to NRA members. Welcome to the world of shitty health insurance, NRA members. So glad you could join us.
Chubb Ltd.
TrueCar
Another car company telling the NRA to fuck off. This is honestly starting to get sad. Lol jk, this is hilarious.
Simplisafe
The home security company announced that it will no longer be in bed with the NRA. Wow, so sad.
Symantec Corp.
The company that makes Norton Antivirus software realized that the NRA is the ultimate virus and called things off.
Wyndham Hotels
The hotel company announced that they will no longer be associating with the NRA. Repeat after me, “I don’t know her.”
Best Western
Best Western showed everyone up by making it clear that they dumped the NRA’s sorry ass back in 2014. Okurr.
Starkey Hearing
The hearing aid company has decided to end things with the NRA and focus on their career. You do you, boo.
I would also like to point out that the majority of these companies broke up with the NRA via Twitter. Savage.
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