by Betches

The Betches are not only here to entertain you online, they’re here to make your life way better with their New York Times Best Selling satirical self help books. While most self help books make you feel like a loser while you sit at home and stuff your face with Chipotle while crying about why your friend didn’t invite you to her pregame, these books give you the advice you’ve been asking for without having to take yourself too seriously

In their first book Nice Is Just a Place in France, The Betches will teach you about basically everything from managing your friend group to helping you realize that you don’t need anyone else to be like, literally amazing.

In their second book, I Had a Nice Time and Other Lies: How to Find Love and Sh*t Like That, they break down all the dating advice that your therapist definitely knows but is too sensitive to tell you. Learn everything from how to get your shit together in order to be ready to find love to how to compose yourself for when your boyfriend buys you the wrong engagement ring.
These books will change your life. You’re welcome.

when's happy hour girls

When’s Happy Hour

The New York Times bestselling authors of I Had a Nice Time and Other Lies and Nice Is Just a Place in France are back with a guide on how to thrive professionally, get ahead at your job, and basically become the Beyoncé of whatever you aspire to do.

Whether you’re trying to become a CEO, navigate an office hookup, or just save enough money to go to happy hour twice a week, we’re here to help. It’s time to channel your inner Elle Woods, Miranda Priestly, and Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Per our last email, you better read this.