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I'm Giving You Permission To Buy The Expensive Shit This Cyber Monday

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Hi. It’s me. The devil on your shoulder. The one who tells you that you should be splurging on shit all year long. You haven’t actually been doing a great job of listening to me this year, and tbh, I’m kinda pissed. All this past year, I’ve been whispering in your ear to spend your cash on a new handbag, or that expensive perfume you want, or a new speaker system for your tiny-ass apartment. But nooooooo. You’ve been listening to the other guy on the other shoulder, waiting for Cyber Monday to finally shop expensive items. What a freakin’ nerd!

Well, I’m happy to announce that you’ve done it. You’ve saved all your coins and waited for the deals so you can finally shop the expensive shit. And now that time is finally here. So this Cyber Monday, please give in to me and splurge on the expensive shit. C’mon. You can afford it! Really, you can!

So scroll on to shop the best Cyber Monday deals on shit you can finally afford.

A Dyson Airwrap because we’ve all been dying to buy one (and it’s finally on sale)

Dyson Airwrap
 $479.99 (was $599.99)

A couch sale that’s so good, one of our editors bought 2

Radley 86
 $809.10 (was $1,289)

A fancy AF enameled cast-iron skillet ideal for holiday breakfasts

Le Creuset Enameled Cast-Iron 15.75 Inch Oval Skillet
 $179.95 (was $270)

A massage gun that your sore muscles need after that turkey trot

Theragun Elite Ultra-Quiet Handheld Deep Tissue Massage Gun
 $289 (was $368)

A brand new mattress for your ~sloth girl time~

Olee Sleep Queen Mattress
 $149 (was $399.99)

The replacement for that AirPod you accidentally sent through the wash

Apple AirPods (2nd Generation)
 $79.99 ($129)

You know what? Upgrade to the Pros — you deserve them

Apple AirPod Pro 2nd Gen
 $169 (was $249)

That NuFace your TikTok FYP won’t stop serving you

NuFace Mini+ Petite Facial Toning Device
 $187.50 (was $250)

An ultra-soft robe that’s cute enough to wear on a sweet treat run

Barefoot Dreams CozyChi Ultra Lite Robe
 $106.40 (was $152)

The perfect do-it-all tote you’ll be wearing forever

Longchamp Le Pilage City Medium Shoulder Tote Bag
 $157.50 (was $225)

A serious winter coat that is actually under $100

The ReNew Anorak
 $90 (was $128)

Almost 90% (!!!!) off these adorable hoops you’ll wear everywhere

Cate & Chloe Bianca 18k White Gold Earrings
 $14.99 (was $135)

Save over $250 on a robot vacuum which will make your life instantly easier

Shark IQ 2-in-1 Vacuum and Mop
 $188 (was $449.99)

A fancy designer bag for under $100

Michael Kors Jet Set Shoulder Bag
 $93.60 (was $558)

A full cookware set for $65

Carote Nonstick Pots and Pans Set
 $64.99 (was $240)

40% off teeth whitening with over 28K reviews (and reviews don’t lie!)

Lumineux Teeth Whitening Strips
 $29.99 (was $49.99)

Your new favorite skincare tool, which is buy one, get one

Solawave 4-in-1 Radiant Renewal Skincare Wand & Activating Serum Kit

Maria Del Russo
Maria Del Russo
Maria Del Russo is the Branded & Affiliate Content Director for Betches. When she isn't at the office, you can usually find her in the kitchen, yelling "That tastes SO freakin' good!" at nobody in particular.