Thank goodness the Love Is Blind scientists decided to keep their “experiment” going in the UK, ’cause I needed a new show to feel passionate about, and this one does the trick. Binging this entire season in two days was very demure, very mindful of me, I would say. Thoughtful and cutesy even. I don’t do too much! I don’t even go outside sometimes, clearly. If you can’t tell, half of my brain is solely focused on British Love Is Blind and the other half is just constantly replaying TikTok sensation Jools Lebron calling things demure and mindful. So I thought, why not combine my rotting activities and use Jools’ genius framework to judge these British men?
Please enjoy my ranking of the (relevant) Love Is Blind UK men from most demure and mindful to least demure and mindful. I don’t wanna shock you, but yeah, Sam is not at the top.
Ranking The Love Is Blind UK Men
The Love Is Blind UK Men Ranked From Most Demure And Mindful To Least Demure And Mindful
1. Bobby
I think Bobby might be a literal angel on earth. Try as I might, I can’t find a single flaw — and I have a gift for finding flaws in men. Jasmine’s mom gave him a brutal roasting and made a wildly rude comment about him not going to college, but my guy totally kept his cool and was super polite to her. And he’s so communicative and reassuring with Jasmine… I have to wonder: Is this man AI? King of demure and mindful.
2. Steven
Steven is the most demure and mindful CrossFit gym owner out there. His candid but respectful conversation with Sabrina about wanting kids? So considerate. Him being the first guy on the show to propose to someone? So cutesy. This man is giving gentle giant and I honestly believe him and Sabrina are soulmates.
3. Freddie
I’ll say it: Freddie gets points just for putting up with Cat and giving her so much grace. Why is she mean to him for no reason?? I literally wanted to give him a hug after that awful shopping scene. (This urge has nothing to do with his gorgeous face or body. I’m just a nice person.) While I would argue that it’s demure and mindful to request a prenup in this situation, Cat’s friends seemed to think it was sus. Also, he did cheat on a girlfriend in the past, which is admittedly not considerate. So, Freddie’s landed himself a middle slot.
4. Benaiah
Don’t let Benaiah’s long hair, nomad lifestyle, structural landscaping, and overall crunchy granola aura fool you: he’s one of the most dramatic divas on the show. Remember that this is the man who “couldn’t eat” after Nicole ended things with him in the pods, and he’s ready to beat up Sam at all times. I fear he’s more wannabe demure and mindful. That being said, I do love him and Nicole together.
5. Ollie
Okay, I mostly like Ollie, but it was not very mindful, very demure when he threatened to quit the show and go home. And it was also not very considerate when he was low-key flirting with Cat and high-key ogling Charlotte after he was already engaged to Demi. He and Demi have good chemistry for sure, but I just don’t totally trust him… sorry, Ollie.
6. Tom
I too thought this guy was a harmless teddy bear at the beginning, but alas, he’s a villain. Tom’s comments about Maria’s job made me wanna get on a flight to London to go smack him. ICYMI, he said that he wouldn’t normally date a makeup artist because he thinks of that job as lowly and assumes that makeup artists are “vain.” How ’bout “Wow! That’s so cool!” or “I love how talented and creative you are, Maria!”? She’s gonna marry this man after that?? I can’t. He needs demure and mindful boot camp.
7. Sam
Sam, Sam, Sam. What are we gonna do with you, my hot but extremely problematic friend? There have been countless opposite-of-demure-and-mindful Sam moments on the show. There’s the time he told all his mates that Nicole was fat, there was his relentless love-bombing, and we can’t forget his cringe quote of the season, “I’m just a boy who wants to be loved.” I’ve genuinely never witnessed anyone this temperamental and desperate for validation in my life. Does anyone know a highly qualified therapist in the UK?
