There Are Rumors Cardi B Is Pregnant

We all know that Cardi B don’t dance now, but that might just be because her feet are swollen and need a rest. There are new reports surfacing that the princess of hip hop, Cardi B is pregnant, according to sources at TMZ. Cardi made big news last fall when she got engaged to Migos member Offset, showing off a gigantic diamond, and they’re apparently wasting no time moving forward with their relationship.

Sources first started to surface with pregnancy news after the Super Bowl, when employees at the Maxim party were told that Cardi would not be drinking due to her being pregnant. For reference, the Maxim party had two VIP areas: one for athletes and other famous people, and one exclusively for Cardi and her entourage. She is such a fucking badass, please tell me how I can join this entourage.

Obviously, someone from the Maxim party couldn’t keep their big fucking mouth shut, and that leaves us with a TMZ report and a lot to think about. Will this derail Cardi’s quest for world domination? Are a Migo (is that the singular form?) and a former Love & Hip Hop star really ready to be parents? How can we get an invite to the Maxim Super Bowl party? Lots of questions here, that’s for sure.

We’ll admit, we’re starting to get a headache from all of this celeb pregnancy news, and we had hoped that Khloé Kardashian might be the last pregnancy for a while, but we’ll make an exception for Queen Cardi. Honestly, all these pregnancies are really messing with my brain, and I might need to adopt a child or something. Eh, that sounds like a lot of work, and I can barely even force myself to put on pants. But it is making me wonder: Is something in the air? Am pregnant? Oh wait, I’m a guy. Still, though, I feel like you can never be too sure.

So whether Cardi B is pregnant or not, she’ll probably continue to take over the world and we’ll all just watch in awe. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go listen to “Bodak Yellow” about 100 times before I can go about the rest of my day.

Images: Shutterstock; Giphy (2)

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