Yesterday Rob Kardashian officially lost his damn mind and started posting Blac Chyna’s nudes on Instagram, along with her phone number and a series of notes in which he just drags her. I shouldn’t even need to tell you this by virtue of this article simply existing, but shit has gotten even crazier since we last reported (so like, an hour ago). Rob Kardashian is claiming Blac Chyna had a threesome with a famous rapper and his wife (and no, it’s not Kim and Kanye. Sorry). And that’s not even the worst part. Either Rob Kardashian is the biggest psycho alive or he’s the most forgiving person on the planet, because I just don’t see how you could stay with a person knowing all this (alleged) terrible shit about them.
It all got started when, after Rob’s initial shit fit, T.I. (I know, who?) decided to throw his hat in the ring, so to speak. T.I. sent Rob a very strongly worded DM, like the concerned father he is:
A few things. One, why is T.I.’s Instagram name “troubleman31”? And I thought my middle school AIM screen name was lame. Two, I thought T.I. initially calling Rob a “duck” was for sure a typo, but I was impressed with how far he took that extended metaphor.
Third, and most importantly, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. Rob is claiming Chyna had a threesome with T.I. and his now-ex, Tiny. Not only that, but he’s claiming they paid her! So he essentially is calling Chyna a prostitute. Or is “sex worker” the term we’re using nowadays? At any rate, Rob is claiming T.I. paid Blac Chyna for sex. Which begs a lot of questions, like why? And, why would Rob stay with Chyna if he knew this was going on? And, don’t you think T.I. could convince someone to have a threesome with him and his baby mama without offering financial compensation? It’s a lot for me to try to wrap my head around, so I’m going to need a minute.
At this point it’s unclear who the bigger basket case is. On the one hand, Chyna seems to have clearly fucked a bunch of dudes and even sent Rob explicit videos of her with other dudes, just to spite him. Then there’s the matter of “did she have a kid with Rob just for money and fame, or was she ever in love with him?” On the other hand, Rob is posting Chyna’s nudes which we already established is definitely not okay. He’s also posting Photoshopped Lemonade album covers, acting like he’s the second coming of Beyoncé, and taking shots at everyone who comes at him with no regard for human life. IDK fam. It’s a close call for sure.
Maybe these two deserve each other after all.
