I fear we’ve finally arrived at November 5, 2024 and America is once again tasked with choosing between an evil, narcissistic, dumb as fuck, convicted felon-flavored Cheetoh and a highly qualified, legit politician who actually knows how to string a sentence together. I can already feel my 24/7 anxiety and my election anxiety joining forces to make this day as hellish as possible, so thank you both for that. Sigh. Today’s gonna be a stupidly long day and the election may very well go on for several days, considering how close the polls look… yippee. In times like these, self-care is key — later, I will be consuming a few cocktails and binging all my favorite comfort foods as I watch the results come in. And in the anticipatory stage of the day, I’m obviously glued to Twitter in search of a few giggles to treat the overwhelming panic. If you also need a silly little distraction, here are the best Election Day memes so far.

Best Election Day Memes

Feeling extremely burdened by what has been today (2016). Must exist in the context (the million reasons why 2024 is different).

— Betches News (@Betches_Sup) November 5, 2024

I’ve seen enough. Time to drink.

— Betches News (@Betches_Sup) November 5, 2024

me, locking in and getting ready for unprecedented levels of screen time over the next 48 hours pic.twitter.com/HO8vwkSSUs

— Chris Murphy (@christress) November 5, 2024

When I finally stop getting election texts pic.twitter.com/2WILiHtGZk

— Jasmine (@JasmineLWatkins) November 4, 2024

i need to speak with whoever put halloween, daylight savings, and the election all in the same week i feel like im losing my mind and time isn’t real

— pamela 🎡✨ (@tisthepamseason) November 4, 2024

Dear America.

Good luck, and don’t fuck it up. #ElectionDay pic.twitter.com/Uk5OGDGMO2

— Adz (@AdzKerridge) November 4, 2024

Me welcoming everyone to the “we’re gonna fucking win” train on the Libbing Out express pic.twitter.com/opVlKW4Dd3

— Conor Rogers (@conorjrogers) November 3, 2024

Tuesday schedule

8:30
soy latte at local drag brunch

9:00
vote for Kamala 20 times

11:30
get abortion

1:00
vote for Kamala another 50 times

6:00
vegan dinner with interracial gay polycule at comet ping pong

9:00
another abortion

— unregistered hyperkate 2 (@kathrwn) November 3, 2024

My emotions rn while waiting for tomorrow #Election2024 #Elections #ElectionDay #PATRIOT pic.twitter.com/xWNAUNPvzh

— 🔝 (@D1aphanousBTS) November 4, 2024