I fear we’ve finally arrived at November 5, 2024 and America is once again tasked with choosing between an evil, narcissistic, dumb as fuck, convicted felon-flavored Cheetoh and a highly qualified, legit politician who actually knows how to string a sentence together. I can already feel my 24/7 anxiety and my election anxiety joining forces to make this day as hellish as possible, so thank you both for that. Sigh. Today’s gonna be a stupidly long day and the election may very well go on for several days, considering how close the polls look… yippee. In times like these, self-care is key — later, I will be consuming a few cocktails and binging all my favorite comfort foods as I watch the results come in. And in the anticipatory stage of the day, I’m obviously glued to Twitter in search of a few giggles to treat the overwhelming panic. If you also need a silly little distraction, here are the best Election Day memes so far.

Best Election Day Memes

• Election Day Coping Strategies To Get The Anxious Girlies Through November 5
• The Media’s Election Coverage Is Not A Game, But It’s Being Treated Like One
• These ‘Pluribus’ Theories Will Get You Through The Rest Of The Week
• What The Stars Have To Say About What’s Next For The Country Post-Election