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Who would have thought that one day Omarosa Manigault-Newman would use the skills she honed being a b*tch to Janice Dickinson on The Surreal Life to take down the President of the United States. (And while we're at it, who would have thought that President of the United States would be her former boss, Donald Trump?) In case you've been living under a rock that doesn't have Twitter, Omarosa is currently out here stanning hard for her new book Unhinged (wonder who that's referring to) about her time in the White House, and she's backing it up with the surreptitiously recorded receipts.

Remember the halcyon days of fall 2016, when the dumbest girls you know still thought Ivanka was going to save us?

Note: This article has been updated to take into account an executive order signed by President Trump to end the practice of family separation.

Last night it was rumored that yet another White House staffer was asked to return to their loft, pack their bags, put out their tiki torch, and go home.

In the midst of her husband’s tweetstorms Kim Kardashian-West is acting increasingly  more and more impressive, and that makes me wonder if there’s a finite amount of composure between the two of them and she is currently using it all up.

Would you be surprised to hear that Kim Kardashian is going to the White House?

Like sand through an hourglass, another member of Trump’s cabinet has been fired.