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There is no occurrence on this beautiful shriveling planet that I understand less than Trump having been married three times and based on how many children he’s had plus a Stormy Daniels’ tell-all, having sex at least six times.

Cancel the plans to put Melania Trump’s face on a milk carton, because the missing first lady is back in action.

Melania unveiled her "Be Best" platform yesterday, but a new profile in The Washington Post has us wondering...is Melania the saddest (rich) woman in the world? Aside from the fact that her husband is currently involved in a very public scandal in which he (allegedly) paid off a porn star to stfu about the fact that he slept with her just months after Melania had given birth, Melania's life has a bunch of other sad details that make you wonder, "How bad should I feel for this woman?" 1.

Today is the Melania Trump's birthday, so I have been given the nearly impossible task of compiling some photos of her where she looks genuinely happy.

It's Presidents Day, which calls for a very special broast of our one, the only, Supreme Leader President Donald J.

Ever since Inauguration Day the internet has been fixated on a viral video that spawned #FreeMelania and a lot of concern about the well-being of our new FLOTUS.

As a woman who copied both the great Jackie O in sartorial choices and Michelle Obama in word choices, it should come as no surprise that the Slovenian robot Mrs.