Who Is Melania Even Trolling With This Cyberbullying Speech?

By Agatha Bestie | August 21, 2018
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There is no occurrence on this beautiful shriveling planet that I understand less than Trump having been married three times and based on how many children he’s had plus a Stormy Daniels’ tell-all, having sex at least six times. But one thing does come close to baffling me just as intensely and that is if Melania Trump is aware that she is constantly trolling her husband? She is either the dumbest woman on the planet or just plays one on TV.

Yesterday Melania Trump gave a speech about the dangers of cyberbullying. The entire time, I’m waiting for Ashton Kutcher to pop out from behind the curtain and tell us we’re being Punk’d. The speech was technically good and on point, probably because Melanina sits front and center to the nation’s number one online terror: her husband. Does she know this?

“In today’s global society, social media is an inevitable part of our children’s daily lives. It can be used in many positive ways, but can also be destructive and harmful when used incorrectly,” she said, staring straight faced into the audience.

And what did Donald Trump do to support his wife after her big speech? Sent this tweet about former CIA Director John Brennan, that’s what:

Ultimately, it doesn’t matter if she is intentionally trolling her husband, trolling us, or playing herself. It’s just adding to the tacky and destructive chaos of this administration. Plus, nothing she says will stop me from dragging every member of this political circus online, so consider her campaign moot.

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