While my editor is taking a nap from covering the tidal wave of Kardashian Kontent that won't seem to end, I'm taking the liberty to address the latest earth shattering news from the Klan: Kourtney Kardashian FINALLY has a REAL JOB.
Y’all, it’s been a wild few weeks for the Kardashians, what with Jordyn Woods being excommunicated from the family and Kylie calling out Travis Scott for cheating.
Unless you’re living under a rock, you know that Tristan Thompson *may have* hooked up with his kind-of sister-in-law’s best friend, Jordyn Woods, last week.
While the past 24 hours have been completely taken over by the news of Jordyn Woods and Tristan Thompson hooking up (allegedly), that's not all that's been happening in the Kardashian universe.
People always accuse Kourtney Kardashian of being the most boring Kardashian, largely because she doesn't seem to have the most hectic work schedule compared to the rest of her family (or most contributing members of society).
Ever since your dad said to you, "Hey sweetie, maybe instead of leaving out milk and cookies for Santa and leave him Cheeto's and beer instead" and it suddenly dawned on you that the whole Santa thing doesn't add up, Christmas became less and less exciting.