On Monday, Riverdale co-stars Cole Sprouse and Lili Reinhart were caught kissing—KISSING!—on the streets of Paris, the city of lights/love/whatever random monikers they come up with next.
I’d like to start this Riverdale recap off by saying that some sort of miracle took place in my living room last night, because somehow I was able to stream this shit during a snowstorm with my shoddy internet service.
I don’t know about y’all, but I’m so fucking ready for this week’s episode of Riverdale and that’s not just because I spent the last seven days rewatching YouTube clips of Jughead whispering “stay” to Betty over and over again.
This week on Riverdale, it’s the mid-season finale, and the promo is promising a lot of things—like the discovery of the Black Hood’s identity and also the Christmas from hell.
Well, fam, as I write this it is Wednesday, which means I’ve spent the last 7 days trying to google wtf Jingle Jangle is and if Bella Thorne has been taking it all this time.
I’d just like to start this recap by throwing up a metaphorical middle finger at The CW for making it so fucking difficult for me to live stream their shit.