Shit has been hitting the fan this past week and I can barely keep up with it all. I mean, there’s a new iPhone, a Mean Girls musical, and I just can’t keep up with all of my fave shows coming back this fall. It’s all
first world problems too stressful. Lord knows I need a drink, or like, six so the fact that it’s also pay week makes it even better. You’d think I’d focus on using my newly acquired funds for adult things like paying rent and dry cleaning an overwhelming amount of clothes, but my financial obligations lie with better things such as buying more makeup. Obviously. It’s a good thing that 1) Sephora exists, and 2) the Weekly Wow sale falls on Thursday. For the third consecutive time, all of the makeup you probs dream about is $15 and under this week, so get to piling up your cart with these ah-maze products.
As if you couldn’t catch a hint from the name, this mascara does everything you could ever want from a little tube. Fuck a 2-in-1, it’s 2017 so a 4-in-1 sounds more like it. It lengthens, volumizes, conditions, *and* curls your lashes all at the same time, so it’s a good thing no one uses a lash curler anymore. The formula sounds legendary given that it promises bomb af lashes by “330 percent.” If you’re still having doubts, it’s also vegan so you’ll feel even even better about buying something that’s like, good for the earth and all the little birdies and the little monkeys.
If there’s anything betches love more than most
people dogs, it’s good makeup and a strong drink. Combine the two, and you have this godsend of a creation: a literal cocktail shaker for a lip gloss. All you have to do is shake this a few times as you would if you made a hump day treat. The blend of v nourishing oils soothe and hydrate your lips, while the intense pigment provides the perf pop of color. Together, you have poppin’ lips, no fillers required.
Oh my god, finally a face wash that doesn’t make your face feel like fucking sandpaper. This face cleanser kind of feels like whipped cream so it’s obvs super soft and retains your skin’s natural oils, which is v necessary when temperatures get colder. It washes off all of the city pollution your face endures on a daily basis and removes your makeup way better than Neutrogena wipes.