Kendall & Kylie Pretended To Eat Pizza At The Golden Globes

Thought Kendall and Kylie Jenner were nutritionally deficient social media slaves who haven’t eaten a carb in over five years? Think again! At the Golden Globes afterparty on Sunday night, the two Kardashian sisters were candidly photographed eating pizza at a perfect 45 degree angle, and the whole situation could not look more natural.

After a bystander gently explained to Kylie that the crust side goes on the bottom, she was able to effortlessly hold the slice merely two inches from her mouth. This definitely isn’t the first time she’s ever encountered pizza and she obviously knows how to eat it. She’s just waiting for further instructions to test everyone else to see if they know. 

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Kendall, meanwhile, couldn’t wait to take her first fake bite and dove right in before her sister. She shrugged her shoulders and gave an eye roll as if to say, “I’m not ashamed of my 00 sized figure,” and “Models eat junk food all the time. We are naturally perfect and Photoshop isn’t real, sorry.”

Who would’ve thought that two of the most high-profile family members in Hollywood would be so down-to-earth? There aren’t even any crusts lying around, which means they probably ate those too. Damn ladies, save some for the rest of us!

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