Image Credit: Getty

These Celebrities Must Date Each Other, According To My Notes App And Dreams

If any Hollywood elites out there are having a tough time searching for love, get off of Raya and gimme a call. It turns out I have quite the gift for setting up the rich and famous and I’d love to lend you all a helping hand. Although I’ve never successfully set up a couple in real life (or had a successful long-term relationship of my own for that matter), pop stars and actors are my Roman Empire, my niche, my constant hyperfixation, if you will. Basically, I have a profound understanding of who looks hot together and who I want collabs from.

After eons of keeping an evolving notes app list of my dream celeb couples, I decided this skill of mine warranted a formal project. “Dream big,” they say. And so I did. Naturally, I turned to ex-Disney stars, pop girls, so-called “dramatic actors,” and queer icons for romantic inspo. Based on my extensive findings and fantasies, here are all the celebs that need to start dating each other immediately.

Celebrities Who Should Date Each Other

Selena Gomez And Zayn Malik

Selena Gomez and Zayn Malik
Image Credit: Getty

I had so much hope for this rumor. A Disney x 1D romance! She would’ve Loved Him Like a Love Song! He would’ve forgiven those Little Things! The history they could’ve made!

Sabrina Carpenter And Shawn Mendes

Sabrina Carpenter and Shawn Mendes
Image Credit: Getty

I just think Sabrina has that me espresso Shawn’s been looking for since his heart broke into a million pieces over Camila. And I don’t trust Barry Keoghan for shit, I’m so sorry.

Ayo Edebiri And Jeremy Allen White

Ayo Edebini and Jeremy Allen White
Image Credit: Getty

I just. Need things. To heat up a little more in the kitchen. Thank you. And hurry.

Reneé Rapp And Madison Beer

Renee Rapp and Madison Beer
Image Credit: Getty

We all saw that clip of them flirting at the Spotify party. We all know what it did to us. Renison is meant to be — I don’t make the rules.

Stormzy And Normani

Stormzy and Normani
Image Credit: Getty

Normani needs a Man, like with the capital M I put there. Basically no m*n deserve her, but since Stormzy’s gorgeous and raps in a British accent, he’s my pick.

Charles Melton And Simone Ashley

Charles Melton and Simone Ashley
Image Credit: Getty

It’s as simple as: The two hottest people in the world deserve each other. Plus, they can bond over their unhinged TV shows. Do not even try to tell me Bridgerton isn’t unhinged.

Trevor Noah And Dua Lipa

Trevor Noah and Dua Lipa
Image Credit: Getty

They would go on tons of vacations and talk about current events for years, and I need that for them. May we never forget their one NYC dinner date.

Miley Cyrus And Demi Lovato

Miley Cyrus and Demi Lovato
Image Credit: Getty

During a famous joint Insta live, these Disney icons basically implied that they hooked up back in Disney High. The chaos in this relationship could reach hazardous levels and I’m all for it.

Lola Tung And Christopher Briney

Lola Tung and Christopher Briney
Image Credit: Getty

You can’t tell me that’s all acting on The Summer I Turned Pretty. You just can’t. I’m manifesting this powerful Gen Z It Couple with everything I have.

Ilana Frost
Ilana Frost
Ilana Frost is an entertainment writer at Betches. As a teenage girl in her twenties, she spends her time stanning Olivia Rodrigo, baking cakes for award shows, and refusing to ever leave her Reputation era.