MARISSA is a trending news writer at Betches. She's more than just another pop-culture-addicted-east-coaster-turned-LA-transplant...she's also an upcoming television writer and aspiring Real Housewife (whichever comes first). Live, laugh, balegdah.
To the women of New Jersey and honestly, to Housewives everywhere, let me start off with one piece of friendly advice: Please stop swearing on your children's lives.