We obsessed over the Vanderpump Rules reunion trailer when it dropped, and now there’s a new kind of Vanderpump Rules reunion trailer we’re obsessing over: Raquel’s!
Studios are out and Star Waggons are in. AFFAIRbnb is pleased to feature this iconic piece of real estate!
DESCRIPTION
Rare find in a highly sought-after area. Current tenant in place until June 7, 2023. Great space for a single occupant looking to sit back and wrack the depths of their soul for any sign of remorse. Large living area with optional camera-crew nook. This trailer truly has EVERYTHING: classic villain vibes, must-see mistress musings, quaint smugness, charming restraining orders, breathtaking audacity and more!
FACTS & FEATURES
Location
Avenue Six Studios, Van Nuys, CA—but can be transported to any lot where you have a job to do but a court has ordered you to stay 100 yards away, comfortably.
Architectural style
Portable / Modern Brutalist
Dimensions
You’ll feel like you’re in another dimension when you’re here.
Lighting
Complete your space by completely spacing out with galaxy lights!
Fireplace
Gaslit
Seating
Features a great built-in sofa to cozy up and have unnerving laughter at tragic revelations.
Bedrooms
None, but there is a bed you made. (Now you must lie in it.)
Bathrooms
Built to withstand a variety of poo poo heads.
Kitchen/Dining Area
Perfect place to make and spill a piping hot cup of tea.
Walls
Ample space to hang your “LIVE, LAUGH, FUCK YOUR BFF’S BF” decorative canvas from T.J. Maxx.
Windows
…of opportunity to feel even an ounce of indignity.
Doors
…just constantly shutting behind you.
Flooring
…an entire audience along the way!
Level
On another
Stories
Too many to keep track of
Inspection notes
From Inspector A. Madix: “Rats” were spotted on the property.
Additional notes
When the landlord said, “You’ll love this place,” the previous tenant stated, “I love you, too!”
Buyers/renters who viewed this property might also be interested in:
-A 4,450-square-foot (wrecked) home in Valley Village
-A 1-star bar/restaurant in a Franklin Village strip mall
-Empty front-row seats to Tom Sandoval & The Most Extras
All images courtesy of Bravo.
