If you felt a sudden urge to exploit your family members for financial gain yesterday, it was probably because yesterday was Kris Jenner’s 62nd birthday. In honor of this blessed event, we’re helping you connect with your inner Kris Jenner by seeing which iconic Kris gif you are, based off your horoscope:
Aries – Kris Jenner The Momager
Aries is the leader of the zodiac, so it makes sense that Aries would be the version of Kris Jenner that tells
her nude daughter everyone wtf to do at all times. You’re doing amazing, Aries.
Taurus – Kris Jenner The Wine-O
Taruses are stubborn and tend to stick to what they know. What does Kris Jenner know? Wine. All types. Ain’t no shame in that.
Gemini – Kris Jenner With A Gun
You never know what you’re going to get with a Gemini, which can be a little scary. You know what else is scary? Kris Jenner with a handgun. God save us all.
Sagittarius – Kris Jenner The Blonde
Sags love to try new things, and there’s no change that shocked the world more than blonde Kris Jenner holding a glass of wine. Congrats on being last month’s best meme, Sag.
Cancer – Kris Jenner The Actual Mom
Cancers are basically the nurturers of the zodiac, and though you may forget it sometimes, Kris Jenner is, in fact, a mom. Though I highly doubt she’ll be writing any parenting books any time soon.
Capricorn – Kris Jenner The Business Mogul
Capricorns get shit done, and “getting shit done” is what Kris Jenner built her entire career on. That and her daughter’s giant
Leo – Kris Jenner The Narcissist
Leos love themselves. Kris Jenner loves herself. And, honestly, they’re both right.
Virgo – Kris Jenner The Party Girl
Virgos love to commune with their fellow man, and what better way to do that than to throw a big-ass party where everybody can
look at you come together and enjoy each other’s company? You’re so selfless.
Libra – Kris Jenner The Investigator
Libras love justice, and nobody is better at getting to the bottom of things than Kris Jenner. Maybe it’s her women’s intuition, maybe it’s the team of cameramen recording everything that goes on in her home, but if Kris is on the case, justice will be served.
Scorpio – Pissed Off Kris Jenner
Kris Jenner is actually a Scorpio, meaning that Scorpio is actually her truest form. Scorpios, like Kris, are known for their volatile behavior and general ability to flip tf out over nothing, so honestly this is less of a “Which Kris Jenner gif are you?” and more of a “Which Kris Jenner gif aren’t you?” situation.
Aquarius – Kristen Mary Houghton, The Young Dreamer
Before she was Kris Jenner, she was Kris Kardashian. And before she was Kris Kardashian, she was Kristen Mary Houghton, a young dreamer with a desire to make
herself rich af the world a better place, but no idea how she would go about doing it. TBH, it’s v inspiring.
Pisces – Kris Jenner Post-Op
Pisces are artists by nature, and Kris’ greatest work of art is definitely her own face. A constant work in progress, Kris Jenner the artist will labor over this work for decades, never satisfied with the final product, always looking to improve. It is the artist’s curse.