Khloé Kardashian really did get her shit together post-breakup from Lamar Odom. From countless hours in the gym and throughout what I’m sure were tumultuous recovery times from her many plastic surgery procedures, Khloé knows a thing or two about looking hot after the guy you married becomes a huge drug addict and cheats on you with a multitude of other women. Definitely one of the better glow ups of 2016. Apparently one reality show and trillions of spin-offs aren’t enough for the Kardashian Klan because Khloé has a new show premiering January 12th and it’s about exactly what you think it’s about.
Revenge Body With Khloé Kardashian, an eight-episode series being shown on E! (of course), gives participants “the opportunity to reinvent themselves from the inside out with the help of Kardashian and top fitness and nutrition experts,” according to Deadline Hollywood. They explain, “Over the course of the series, Kardashian personally gets to know each participant, finds out what has broken them down, and gives them the tools they need to build themselves back up.” WTF does Khloé Kardashian know about what could break a person down? Sure, girl’s had a tough time of it in the love department and is the third hottest out of all the Kardashians, but she’s not a fucking therapist. She doesn’t know shit about how to treat actual problems.
Whatever. I’m ready to watch this train wreck get cancelled after 10 minutes like the rest of her reality show attempts have, but hey, if Rob & Chyna can be renewed for a second season, there’s hope for Khloé too.