Spoilers: basically all of Season 9 of Love is Blind, don’t say we didn’t warn you.
And just like that, we’ve reached the end of Love Is Blind Season 9. Only… it’s not just like that. It took 12 episodes, countless emotional breakdowns, and more breakups than a Mercury retrograde.
We started with six engaged couples and somehow limped to the altar with only three still standing. (Honestly, better than expected.) If you’ve been living under a rock—or, more realistically, just lost interest halfway through—here’s the recap: last episode, Nick and Annie, plus Joe and Madison, called it quits. Tragic, but also… inevitable.
Still, here we are, wedding bells ringing and delusion levels high. Let’s check in on our final three couples, aka the last fragile hopes for blind love and, frankly, my remaining faith in the men of Denver.
Did Ali Lima & Anton Yarosh Get Married?
Let’s get this trainwreck on the road, shall we? Like most of America, I had high hopes for these two. Not just because their journey was surprisingly drama-free (by Love Is Blind standards) and they’re both absurdly hot, but also because they were the first wedding shown—aka production was teasing us with what looked like a sure thing.
Ali and Anton initially bonded in the pods over their shared experiences as children of immigrants and learning English as a second language. Their opposite schedules actually worked in their favor; they’d both finish night shifts and have cute little breakfast dates. Adorable… until the mimosas hit.
One boozy brunch exposed a deeper issue: Anton’s drinking and party habits. Things got worse when one of his buddy’s girlfriends casually dropped that he and Anton used to hit strip clubs together. (Men will literally go to the Champagne Room instead of therapy.)
On their wedding day, Anton said, “I do,” but Ali hit pause before saying, “I can’t be your wife. I feel like the person I fell in love with in the pods isn’t the person I’m going to experience in real life.” Brutal. One of Anton’s friends immediately called her a “cold-hearted fucking bitch,” which—while rude—was objectively one of the most chaotic moments of the season.
Ali later told Swooon, “He had told me that he said yes, but he didn’t know what he would do if I would have also said yes because he wasn’t sure that that was actually what he wanted.” Translation: she dodged a bullet in a tux. The two have seen each other at group events since, but never rekindled anything romantic.
Did Kalybriah Haskin & Edmond Harvey Get Married?
Next up: KB and Edmond. Their relationship was intense from the start—equal parts passion, honesty, and emotional damage (the holy trinity of Love Is Blind romance). Edmond’s vulnerability and KB’s commitment to loving him through it all had fans rooting for them… until reality hit harder than a post-pod hangover.
Once the glow of the pods wore off, cracks started to show. Edmond couldn’t resist comparing their relationship to other couples—questioning KB’s decision to wait on sex and claiming other women were more “complimentary” toward their men.
So, did KB and Edmond actually get married? At the altar, Edmond said “I do,” and KB hit him with a soft but devastating “I’m sorry.” He responded with an audible groan of heartbreak, and she explained that she wasn’t 100% sure, and he deserved someone who was. They hugged it out, but the vibe was so sad.
Did Megan Walerius & Jordan Keltner Get Married?
After two failed weddings, I wasn’t exactly hopeful, just clinging to the faint belief that someone, anyone, had to get married this season. Even cursed Season 5 gave us Lydia and Milton (divorced now, but hey, rings were exchanged). Unfortunately, we didn’t even make it to the altar this time as the Megan and Jordan breakup happened right there on the couch. Brutal.
Megan started by sharing her “reservations,” which quickly spiraled into a roast. She described Jordan’s “simple life” and “simple tastes”—and listen, if my partner called me simple on national TV, I’d simply evaporate. Megan did apologize for lacking compassion and patience, especially after the two had argued over Jordan’s exhaustion and work schedule.
The breakup was honestly heartbreaking. Megan cried as she admitted she’d underestimated how much having kids would change her life and confessed it made her question whether she’d be a good mom. Then, in one of the most gut-punch moments of the season, when producers asked Jordan what he regretted most, he said: “I wish I didn’t introduce her to my son.” Oof.
Megan told Swooon she never saw Luca again and fully respects Jordan’s decision. I just want to know if they’d put a NutriBullet on their wedding registry.
