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A Chronically Online Woman Breaks Down The Trisha Paytas Baby Theory (Timeline Included)

I haven’t touched a blade of grass in years, which makes me overly qualified to break down the most elite corner of the internet: The Trisha Paytas Baby Reincarnation Theory. Open the schools! This should be a required unit in all social studies curriculums. But until that happens, I volunteer as tribute to fill in the alarming gaps in your education.

You may know Trisha from her iconic YouTube career, her viral one-woman Broadway show (what a voice), her infamous Ethan Klein feud, or her super serious and informative podcast, Just Trish. But beyond her groundbreaking contributions to modern entertainment, she’s the mother of three children: Malibu Barbie Paytas‑Hacmon, Elvis Paytas‑Hacmon, and Aquaman Moses Paytas‑Hacmon. And yes, those are their birth certificate names. But the internet is fully convinced that these babies aren’t just any babies. According to a cult growing group of believers, Trisha’s kids are actually recently deceased, powerful figures reincarnated. How in god’s name did we get here, you ask? Well, here’s an in-depth breakdown of the Trisha Paytas baby theory.

The Trisha Paytas Baby Theory Explained

An Important Timeline Of Events: When Trisha Paytas Gives Birth, Powerful People Die

September 8, 2022: Queen Elizabeth II dies at age 96.

September 14, 2022: Trisha gives birth to Malibu Barbie.

May 19, 2024: The President of Iran, Ebrahim Raisi, dies in a helicopter crash.

May 24, 2024: Trisha welcomes her second daughter, Elvis.

March 6, 2025: Trisha announces her third pregnancy.

April 21, 2025: Pope Francis dies that Easter Monday.

July 12, 2025: Trisha has her son, Aquaman.

July 22, 2025: Ozzy Osbourne dies after a struggle with Parkinson’s disease.

Breaking Down The Trisha Paytas Baby Reincarnation Theory

 

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Even to the chronically outside eye, there’s a clear trend here: Trisha’s pregnancies eerily tend to coincide with the deaths of world leaders (plus Ozzy Osbourne, the PRINCE of darkness). TikTok theorists joke that the influencer is not only causing these deaths — she’s also reincarnating the famous figures. Per the elaborate theory, Trisha’s youngest is Ozzy reincarnated, her oldest is the queen reincarnated, and there’s heated debate about her middle child. Based on the dates, I’m going with the Iranian president reincarnated, but many are still convinced there’s a pope connection because they haven’t done this crucial timeline research like I have. Ozzy, Queen Elizabeth, the Iranian president, Trisha Paytas, and her husband, Moses Hacmon, in one household… what a crew.

When Donald Trump’s chronic venous insufficiency diagnosis came to light, the brain rotted community may or may not have expressed hope that Trisha might take him out with a future baby. I mean, we would never pray for that, of course. NEVER. Anyhoo, the evil Cheeto is very much still with us, and Trisha had a baby three seconds ago, so she’s not giving birth any time soon. Frankly, if I was a politician or just a wealthy and important person in society, I’d pay Trisha good money to not have any more children. Wouldn’t wanna take any chances.

Trisha Paytas Future Baby Name Ideas

If Trisha did feel inspired to use this (alleged) power for good and take out some diabolical people in the future, I wanted to suggest some baby name ideas:

  • Polly Pocket
  • Catwoman
  • Wonder Woman
  • Wolverine
  • Frank-Sinatra (hyphenated)
  • Shark Boy and Lava Girl (twins)
  • Galinda
  • Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez-Paytas
  • Lightning McQueen

You’re welcome, @Trisha.

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Ilana Frost
Ilana Frost is an entertainment writer at Betches. As a teenage girl in her twenties, she spends her time stanning Olivia Rodrigo, baking cakes for award shows, and refusing to ever leave her Reputation era.