Shop Betches

While the typical sample sale usually includes painfully long lines and fighting off some bitch trying to grab the last XS, the Shop Betches sample sale starts today and it’s all going down online, so you can shop in peace and get amaze deals without any Xanax required. (Unless you're into that.

Whoever decided that describing betches who carry a lot of baggage with a negative connotation had it all wrong.

What greater holiday is there than a day that celebrates the strong, beautiful women who raised us?

Spring is officially here which means it's officially all about you season.

It's basically the summer, which means you should have gotten your summer body in gear approximately two months ago.

So it's Thursday, which means you almost survived the week.

Unless you’re a Kardashian and can afford to pay a flock of nannies salaries that rival what most surgeons make, babies typically symbolize the end of a betch’s most epic party days.