This pandemic has been an interesting time for the people of Bachelor Nation, and each day Chris Harrison's crew of misfit toys find new and exciting ways to make us roll our eyes.
Well fam, I've been saying since *checks notes* January that Pilot Pete would be alone at the end of this season of The Bachelor, and what can I say, I love being right.
On Tuesday night, after months of subjecting viewers to his fetish for barely-legal feuding beauty queens and a gaping head wound that got more infected by the minute, America’s least favorite pilot, Peter Weber, picked his winner.