First, for all of you reading this, an apology: as I write this it's 1am in California, and I am delirious after three days of partying journalism and mild dehydration.
If you are living somewhere with an internet connection, which I presume you are if you are reading this, you are aware that Coachella kicks off this weekend.
Coachella is truly a wild place, and anything can happen when you put hundreds of celebrities in the middle of the desert with lots of drugs free sponsored alcohol.