astrology

Here's Which Unnecessary Pumpkin Thing You Need Based On Your Zodiac Sign

By Hannah Chambers

At the risk of sounding like a jaded, overly-nostalgic millennial, I’d like to share this hot take with you: fall was better when the only pumpkin-themed things we lost our shit over were Pillsbury’s Ready to Bake sugar cookies with a jack-o-lantern design.

Which 'Squid Game' Character Are You Based On Your Zodiac Sign?

By Sara Levine

Netflix has done it again with its latest hit, Squid Game, which is trending on the streaming platform and also all over the internet.

How Your Zodiac Sign Will Handle The Coming Apocalypse

By Alise Morales

The end of the world—it’s coming faster than you think.

The United States Is A Cancer And We Need To Talk About Its Astrological Chart

By Brooke Knisley

Dear America, I know it’s unbecoming to discuss someone’s flaws for their birthday, but you are a Cancer and it really needs to be addressed.

What Excuse You Should Use To Cancel Plans Based On Your Zodiac Sign

By Rachel Varina

Blame it on the universe why you can't go to brunch or Stacy's Sunday bridal shower.

Stop Blaming Your Relationship Problems On Astrology

By Laura Wheatman Hill

“Why do all you girls put your sign in your dating profile?” I was on a date (yes, success!) and we veered into the category of “other people on the apps.” I made fun of all the pictures of dudes with fish, and the number of men seeking “ethically” non-monogamous relationships.