Earlier this summer, we broke the news that there’s a serious social divide between the cast of Vanderpump Rules. Okay, fine. Maybe we didn’t technically break it. But we were the betchiest and funniest about it, so there. Ha! ICYMI, Scheana was all of a sudden besties with Lala and reportedly hadn’t spoken to Stassi and Katie since the reunion. Ya know, the usual Bravo friend group dramz that we’ve all come to know and love. And if you’re like me, you’ve continued to obsessively stalk occasionally check all their social media to fill the void in your life that exists when VPR is off the air and you saw that last week the whole cast went to Mexico and something shocking happened. Shocking like Kristen banging Jax or Jax getting a porn star pregnant in Vegas? Not quite. But still… Lala appears to be friends with Stassi, Katie, and Kristen. And the crowd gasps in bewilderment.
At the beginning of the trip it looked like it was just the girls plus James minus Ariana—so pretty much still just the girls. Then the dudes and Ariana finally started posting shit, but that’s kind of irrelevant. At first there were only Snaps of Lala with Stassi and co., which tbh, isn’t that big of a deal. I mean, who doesn’t post a drunken story with their frenemy from time to time, amiright? But then the Insta posts started and our minds were blown.
RIGHT?!?! It’s insane. I mean, Stassi and Katie are one thing, but crazy-ass Kristen? And Lala? Friends? This mercury in retrograde shit is no fucking joke. In terms of social media, there was no sight of Scheana or Ariana letting their petty shit go, but whatever. They can go be lame af in the corner and talk about Scheana’s workout regimen and how Ariana is SO MUCH cooler than everyone else. Fucking yawn.
Obviously this raises a lot of questions. Is Lala still dating her married boyfriend? Is somebody going to get sued for violating the infamous NDA? Is this all a ploy to get Lala back on the show? (Probably.)
This just makes me even more excited for VPR to come back so Andy Cohen can just tell me wtf is going on instead of me having to be detective Benson over here and figure it out myself.