It’s 2009, the thirteenth episode of Glee Season 1, and Lea Michele is belting her lil heart out, begging us “Don’t Rain On My Parade.” (Yes, I know Barbra Streisand did it first, but I’m a Glee girlie.) Fast forward to 2025, and somehow people are still raining on my parade — constantly. I’m done with the Devil’s Advocate, the What About Me?, the Contrarian Friend.
You know the one. You send a photo of Liam Neeson and Pamela Anderson, and they insist it’s just a PR stunt for a movie — like, sorry, I just need to believe in love again. You mention a cute little restaurant you saw on TikTok, and they’ve “heard it’s average.” You say you’re buying a new going-out top, but they remind you that you “already have a dozen.” Suggest brunch? They tell you it’s an overrated meal — fake news. With them, the grass is never greener. It’s exhausting.
In a viral piece for Self, Jenna Ryu nails this archetype: the buzzkill who pokes holes in every plan and corrects your funny story — yes, I did almost die, thank you very much. TikTok has crowned them the “Contrarian Friend,” and we’re all ready to stage an intervention.
Who Is The Contrarian Friend?
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Listen, we’re not looking for bobbleheads in our friend groups. I don’t want a mindless hype-bot who lets me stay delulu and text my ex again. I want friends who will tell me I wouldn’t look good with bangs, that man doesn’t care about me, and that showing up 30 minutes late was, in fact, rude.
But there’s a line between accountability and nitpicking everything you say or do. The Contrarian Friend’s whole personality seems rooted in “well, actually” energy. It’s not banter. It’s not authenticity. It’s draining AF. They think they’re being helpful or “accurate,” but it often comes across as smug, self-important, or just emotionally flat.
The red flags?
- They pop your happy bubble mid-story to correct one tiny detail.
- They get obsessed with trivia, choosing accuracy over vibe. (Okay, I didn’t speak to them, but I did see Charli and George!!! True story.)
- They deliver it with a tone — smug over supportive, judgment over curiosity.
How Does This Relate To Bean Soup?
No metaphor sums up our generation’s compulsive need to be contrary like The Bean Soup Incident. (And no, it’s not a sex thing.)
In 2023, TikTok’s self-proclaimed “crunchy mama” @vibinggranolamom posted a high-iron bean soup recipe for “anemic girlies” that went viral. Cute, harmless… until the comments section turned into a war zone.
“Can I substitute beans with something else?” one person asked. Another: “Beans? That’s a deal breaker.” Half the internet seemed outraged that they couldn’t make bean soup without beans.
It’s the same with every recipe. Not “Can I use gluten-free flour?” but “I’m allergic to bananas” on a banana bread video. Like… babe. This recipe isn’t for you. Just keep scrolling.
And it’s not just food. Write about bisexuality or depression, and people sprint to comment, “I DON’T EXPERIENCE THAT.” Okay, cool — would you like a medal? Not everything has to be about you.
The What About Me? Effect
While the bean soup war was raging, TikToker @sarahthebookfairy put a name to it: the “what about me?” effect.
Sarah calls the viral bean soup video a prime example of this “what about me?” effect. “It’s when someone sees anything that doesn’t really pertain to them or they can’t fully relate to, and they find a way to make it about them,” she says. “Or [they] try to seek out certain accommodations for their nuanced personalized situation instead of recognizing that maybe they’re they’re just not the target audience.”
It’s when someone sees something that doesn’t apply to them, and instead of scrolling past, they have to announce their exception or request an accommodation. Users agreed: “The bean soup fiasco should be in sociology textbooks,” one said. Another: “Not everything is for everyone and that’s okay.”
Why can’t we skip things that don’t apply to us? Why do we feel the need to comment?
But the Contrarian Friend can’t help themselves — they can’t just let it slide. They’ve gotta drop in with a “Well, actually…”
What To Do About Your Contrarian Friend
I want friends who keep me grounded, but I also want the freedom to tell a hilarious, slightly exaggerated story without being fact-checked like I’m on 60 Minutes. Friendships should make you feel hyped, not like you’re in a never-ending debate club.
If your friend is always stepping on your coattails instead of holding up your train (I’m on a roll with these metaphors), it’s time for a gentle call-out.
Start small: “Can I share this without it becoming a debate?” Later, frame the conversation with “I” statements: “I feel corrected rather than heard when we talk, and it’s making me hesitate to share.”
If they can’t adjust, you may need to re-evaluate the friendship. Anyone who constantly dims your spark isn’t worth the energy. Surround yourself with people who fuel you — not those who slam the brakes the second you’re excited.
Because honestly? You don’t want “I told you so.” You want: “Omg babe, I also thought he’d changed the sixth time round!!! You didn’t deserve that!!!”
