The Betchelor

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If you couldn't guess from the headline of this article, today we're going to be discussing spoilers for this season of The Bachelorette! So uh, if you're one of the 10 people who doesn't know about the ending of this season yet, feel free to stop reading now. *moment of silence so hopefully I don't get yelled at in the comments for spoilers* Okay, we back.

Sponsored by SkinnyPop Hello, Bachelor fam, and welcome back to your regularly scheduled Bachelorette recap!

After a brief hiatus where we were all free to spend our Monday evenings doing laundry, or going to the gym, or crying into a wine glass the size of a mixing bowl (just me?), or really doing anything other than being held hostage by Mike Fleiss for 2-4 goddamn hours, ABC is back on their bullsh*t with the newest season of The Bachelorette.

I'm Jared Freid.

From the first moment that ABC announced Hannah Brown as their new Bachelorette, I knew that we were in for six months of eye-rolls and idiotic pageant references.

It's been a week since we watched Cassie take Colton back on the finale of The Bachelor, and they're definitely still in the honeymoon phase.