Lisa Vanderpump

A Ranking Of The Worst 'Vanderpump Rules' Couples

By The Betch In Apartment 23

Naming the best couple on Vanderpump Rules is easy: It’s Lisa and Ken, and they may well be the best couple on the planet.

Katie Maloney & Tom Schwartz Want To Have Kids "Soonish"

By Betches Staff

Katie Maloney and Tom Schwartz apparently celebrated their anniversary back in August, which I for one am impressed by, considering I didn't think they would make it this long.

Lisa Vanderpump's Restaurant With Tom Sandoval & Tom Schwartz Is Happening

By Lisa Vanderbetch

Last season of Vanderpump Rules, somewhere in between Katie telling Tom Schwartz his dick didn’t work and them making the worst decision of their lives actually getting married, queen Lisa popped her own question: would the two Toms be interested in opening a restaurant with her?

'Vanderpump Rules' Reunion Part 3 Recap: Shay Finally Speaks...Sort Of

By Betches Staff

We start the reunion with Andy asking Stassi if she's dating anyone, of fucking course.

Lala Kent Is Reportedly Filming A 'Vanderpump Rules' Spinoff With Lisa Vanderpump

By Betches Staff

We all thought (hoped?) that Lala's appearance on the Vanderpump Rules reunion would be the last we saw of her on our televisions.

Who's The Queen Of Bravo: Lisa Vanderpump Or Patricia Altschul?

By Lisa Vanderbetch

If you’ve ever read any of our shit you know we fucking live for Bravo and its roster of betches.

'Vanderpump Rules' Reunion Part 2 Recap: All Hail King Nikolai

By Betches Staff

We’re back at the second part of the Vanderpump Rules reunion.

10 Batsh*t Crazy Moments To Expect On The 'Vanderpump Rules' Reunion

By Lisa Vanderbetch

Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.

'Vanderpump Rules' Finale Recap: Till Death Or Drugs Do Us Part

By Betches Staff

Catch up on last week's recap here! The Wedding Ceremony Well, you guys, we made it.

Lisa Vanderpump’s Top 10 Betchiest Quotes of All Time

By Lisa Vanderbetch

Bravo is pretty much a channel dedicated to being a betch.