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Labor Day has passed, but summer is still here until September 22, whether you like it or not.

It's a tale as old as time.

We're somehow still only a few weeks into this season of Bachelor in Paradise, but the drama with the couples has really been heating up.

Just this week, I was thinking how sad I am that Vanderpump Rules is in its off season. (Yes, I have a rich and full life, don’t @ me.) Then, as if answering my prayers, Kristen Doute ‘Grammed something last night that required—nay, DEMANDED—my attention.

 Last night, the New York Times broke a horrifying, heartbreaking story on Asia Argento, one of the first public accusers of Harvey Weinstein.

Last week, we had the long-awaited return of the only Bachelor franchise worth saving: Bachelor in Paradise. Unfortunately, because the Bachelor franchise is obsessed with itself, we had to suffer through some drama we were already bored of on The Bachelorette: Tia and Colton. (TL;DR: Tia & Colton had a brief thing, Tia made Becca cut him after hometowns.

I think we all deserve a round of applause because we finally made it through the most boring Bachelorette season of all time.