ghosting

All of my friends who’ve been dating their significant other for five or more years always say to me, “Being a twentysomething single girl in New York must be so fun!” I’m sorry, but why does everyone think that being single in New York is like being in Sex and the City, running around on a writer’s salary in my brand new Manolos trying not to spill my $17 cosmopolitan?

It's no secret that people, especially millennials, suck at dating.

If you’ve ever played the dating field at all, you’ve probably been ghosted before.

It's a tale as old as time.

Since it’s still 2017 and everything is trash (especially the new tax bill), it’s highly likely that the guy you're seeing/currently chatting with on whatever fucking dating app is hot right now (I can’t keep up) is a complete and total fuckboy.

We’ve all been there, the moment we fuck up a really good kind of decent thing with a guy by saying something truly offensive like “what are we” or “I really like you” after only, like, 3 months of spending 5 days a week together sharing your bed and your HBO passwords casually dating.

The Betches discuss The Bachelorette premiere, the Katy vs.