If you were hoping that the second half of this week's BiP would reveal, in detail, exactly what went down during the Corrine and DeMario hot tub incident, you (like me) were sorely disappointed.
The illustrious members of Bachelor Nation have spent most of the summer being pretty fricking P.O.'d, thinking our absolute favorite summer series was dunzo.
If there’s one thing we can rely on in this topsy-turvy world where crazy white men rule with impunity and the rest of us try to figure out where to buy red cloaks before all the good ones are gone, it’s the Bachelor franchise.
Our worlds were basically shattered when we found out that Bachelor in Paradise had been suspended indefinitely due to "allegations of misconduct" between Corinne Olympios and DeMario Jackson.
