climate change

Back in my day (lol sorry), being a teen meant being a POS who yelled at your mom for no reason and wore too much eyeliner.

If you don’t know who Greta Thunberg is, I’m about to give you a little bit more hope in humanity and the world.

News flash: Pornhub is 100 percent that b*tch.

You know all those times you’ve said that you’re literally dying?

Since you spent the last week being thankful and eating copious amounts of potatoes, allow me to now balance out your diet with some horrifying news.

If there's one thing that should be keeping everybody up at night (apart from waiting for a text back) it's climate change.

Remember when your boyfriend made you see Mad Max: Fury Road and you were like, “Okay that was horrifying but I might shave my head now?” Well, that movie is about to happen IRL in Cape Town, South Africa which will straight-up run out of water on April 12th, a day they are dramatically referring to as “Day Zero.” Day Zero used to be April 21st (presumably taking into account all the water stoners will consume to ease their dry-mouth on 4/20), but it was actually moved up by more than a week because they’re losing water more rapidly than anticipated.