Becca Kufrin

Hello, and welcome back to yet another week where ABC has decided to taunt me by teasing footage of Becca’s season of The Bachelorette.

So, it's come to this.

Today, the ABC gods have given us a major gift, in the form of the first promo for Becca's Bachelorette season. Ever since Becca Kufrin got tragically dumped by Arie Luyendyk Jr.

Apparently nothing is sacred anymore, because more spoilers have been leaked about Becca’s season of The Bachelorette, including that Becca is filming a hometown date in Western New York, as of two days ago.

We’re in that weird stage of spring where nothing good is on TV.

I'm not gonna lie, sometimes it feels like we're the only ones who actually care about The Bachelor. But today I know there's at least one other Bachelor-obsessed psycho out there, because someone analyzed the data on Bachelor contestants getting Instagram famous. Thank god, now that this information exists I can finally go to sleep.

Just when you thought The Bachelor was dead and over with forever for at least eight more weeks, Chris Harrison had to go and ruin my life drag this shit out some more by announcing five of Becca’s Bachelorette contestants during After The Final Rose.