Bachelor in Paradise

I’ve been a loyal member of Bachelor Nation for longer than is psychologically recommended (according to my therapist).

It's been a long, drawn-out year for Bachelor Nation, and I for one am relieved it's over.

Sponsored by SkinnyPop Well friends, as if it wasn’t torture enough that last week was NOT the finale, ABC has decided to drag out 19 minutes of new footage into three hours tonight.

Well ladies and gentlemen, these past few weeks of Bachelor In Paradise have truly been a journey, to say the least.

After weeks of speculation, ABC revealed last night on the season finale of Bachelor in Paradise that Peter Weber, the lovable pilot from Hannah B.’s season of The Bachelorette, will be the new Bachelor.

This morning, ABC decided to thoroughly ruin my day by releasing a first look at the contestants for the upcoming season of The Bachelor. That's right, we still haven't even gotten to the end of Paradise, and we're already being dragged back into another round of this bullsh*t.

Honestly, every single Bachelor alum needs to chill out.