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If there's anything you absolutely do not need to read today (or ever), it's another entry in the (depressingly bloated) collection of essays about how millennials are killing dating.

Stars—they're...

When Head Pro calls you a "slut," he's doing so in a super progressive, feminist way to show his solidarity, and he's honestly offended that you didn't realize he was being an ally.

Friends, we have trouble in paradise (or at least some bizarro trailer park version of paradise): TMZ is reporting that JWoww got a restraining order on estranged husband Roger Matthews (and kicked him out of the house) after an apparent altercation.

It's that time of year again, when work slows down and it's dark for both your morning and afternoon commutes.

Politics is a forward-looking game.

Head Pro doesn't like doing work either, but at least he's paid accordingly.

It's just about summer, which means a lot of things, but mostly it means that people are extremely horny when they aren't sweating their dicks off.

The late 90s was a weird time.