Brooke
Knisley

Brooke Knisley is a disabled writer who has written comedy for the New Yorker, McSweeney's, Playboy, Rewire News Group, Weekly Humorist, and others. She has balance issues. For more jokes, follow her on Instagram and Twitter.

Stuff I Wrote

We Need To Get Together When We're Home For The Holidays, But Not At The Bar My Ex Goes To

By Brooke Knisley

*You’ve been added to the Group Chat “Holiday Ho-Ho-Hos”* Danielle: I finally get to see my girlies!!

How To Avoid F*cking Your Ex In Your Childhood Bedroom This Holiday Season

By Brooke Knisley

Everyone's back in town for the holidays, and you know what that means: ex sex texts.

Everyone Knows I’m The Posh Spice Of The Group & Other Woes Of Planning A Group Costume

By Brooke Knisley

Ashley: So…………………...what’s our group costume going to be for this retro party?

The United States Is A Cancer And We Need To Talk About Its Astrological Chart

By Brooke Knisley

Dear America, I know it’s unbecoming to discuss someone’s flaws for their birthday, but you are a Cancer and it really needs to be addressed.

4th Of July Cocktails That'll Make You Forget You Hate It Here

By Brooke Knisley

It’s that time of year again!

Invite Literally Whoever To Our MDW Party—Except Your Friends Who We All Hate

By Brooke Knisley

Household Group Chat - The C*nt$ In 23C Amy: Hey roomies!

We Should Totally Meet Up This Summer! Unless Something Better Comes Up At the Last Minute, Of Course

By Brooke Knisley

Hey, girlie!

Ex-New Yorkers: Welcome To Miami, Where There's More Freedom & Fewer Rights

By Brooke Knisley

Are you tired of paying attention to developing news stories?

As Your MOH, I'm Gonna Make Your Bachelorette Party Amazing — Even Though I Hate Your Fiancé

By Brooke Knisley

Can’t wait to celebrate Jenny’s possibly postponed/canceled wedding!!